fired up #2

Blow up my cell phone with messages like:
"CCCHHHHHRRRRRIIIISSSSSTTTINNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! WHERE ARRRRRE YOOOOOU?! WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME BAAAACK!? MAYBE SINCE YOU NEVER ANSWER YOUR PHONE, THE PHONE I'M PAYING FOR, YOU JUST SHOULDN'T HAVE THE PHONE! CAAAALLLLL YUUUUUURRR MOOOTTTHHHEEEERRRR."
when I've been at WORK for the last 10 hours.

...and the cell phone I am grateful to have, that is part of the business' plan.