MY fifteen minutes will only take you two

Don't think I'm the gayest ever, but that pic of me in the Gulf Of Mexico reminded me of something.
A while ago, I made a series of pictures for a reality show audition. Here's how it went:

I have been alot of things in my life:
I was a professional women's boxer.


I was a rockstar.


And then there was that "peace and love" phase.


I even participated in breaking a world record!


I was a first lady.


Now I just wnat to be a regular old millionaire.