Don't look up

So I'm at a friend of a friend's house and I have to go to the bathroom. I've had a few beers and I have to go increasingly more and more as the seconds go by. It was getting to the point where I was just plain uncomfortable.
"May I use your bathroom?" I asked.
"Sure! Don't mind the mess, we're remodeling it right now." she said.

I walked in and noticed that the remodeling was actually pretty cool, kinda shabby chic. I sat down on the tolit and after looking at the cool stripped wooden floor I looked up at the wall on the other side of the room.


cockroaches. everywhere.

I changed my knickers soon as I got home.