OMG, it's my very first drivers licence!
HA! look at how I tried to change the date to "1970". AWWWh, What a promising young graphic artist I was.

So, just between you and me....
I had to get my high school picture (sophmore year) taken TWICE, because in the first take my hair filled up the ENTIRE background. There was no negative space within the frame, like there is here. Here there is PLENTY of negative space for 1989.

Illustrator, SHMilistrator.

GRAPHIC ARTIST, (or anyone that know what the meaning of vector art is)
IF you are using Adobe Illustrator*, STOP NOW!

pray (or direct positive energy toward, whichever you prefer...not trying to convert anyone here.) that someone in a cheezy plaid blazer and peppermint green "blouse" is gonna to knock on your door, pass you a flyer, and ask you if you'd like to receive MACROMEDIA FREEHAND as your person lord and savior.

because Freehand rules.

* all due respect to Adobe and their amazing software. everything else is rock and roll.

age enhancing

I was checking my profile page to see how many people have been visiting, and I noticed that my age AUTOMATICALLY changed from 31 to 32 after my birthday....
FIRST, what seems like FREE money to people with google ads on their web pages, and NOW auto age enhancing?! Ho f'n cool are those guys over at google?! thanks guys! you so totally rule!

A weird feeling came over me while I was walking into the church to vote. Voting feels like going to confession in catholic grade school.

need shredded?

What a great birthday! I got the ONE thing I really wanted and needed...a paper shredder! It's so great! WOoooOOHO! it's seriously addicting.