The police found my wallet. It was about four days after it got stolen. A "good samaritan" turned it in after finding it on the road or something. Just a few blocks from the barn.
The better news is that my driver's license was still in it and most of my other cards too - my social security card!
So after traveling through hell-and-back six times with getting a new license, I am now in possession of all the needed paper work to have an Ohio license but haven't found a time when I look less barn-d out to go get it. Did you know that they, yeah THEY, won't except the ACTUAL larger card that your social security card came on for ss id?! Those women told me that I had to have the ACTUAL business sized card that was ripped off the card I was showing. I'm here to tell you. THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT. I looked at it, I LOOKED at it real close. THERE IS NO SECURITY MARKINGS anywhere on it. Hell, I could Photoshop it in 15 mins flat.
AND if this all isn't too much good news for you to handle, how about this? my sticker AND the cigar wrapper were intact! (although the sticker was placed inside the wallet...haaaaa)
My wallet felt like a stranger when I got it back but I'm happy to say it is now in perfect working condition again.
Look at the art on this wrapper! I covet it.
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